When I'm bored, I come across some cool stuff so I have decided to post them here.
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
The struggle to be thin enough and thick enough all at the same damn time.
Losing enough weight to define your waist but not make the booty look starved.
tryna have thick thighs and defined collarbones.
Trying to obtain a cornbread fed booty with a weight watchers waist
Trying to be concave and convex at the same damn time.
I feel this on a spiritual level.